What Do I Win?

Glad you asked. Pass the Texan Test at 75% or better and everything below lands on your screen the second you finish — your score, your official report card, your brag-worthy share bar, and the Certified Texan certificate itself. This here's a sample: pass the test and "Your Name Here" becomes you.

Certified. Yeehaw.

You scored 21 out of 25 (84%) — including 4 bonus.

Your Official Report Card

Official State Verdict

Cast-Iron Seasoned

Seasoned like a good cast-iron skillet — 84% well-done, with just enough scorch marks to prove you actually cooked. Four out of five test takers are jealous of the seasoning.

82%

of all test takers you out-Texaned

64%

of the herd you beat to the finish line

5m 12s

is how long the average Texan takes

The Grand Prize

Your Certified Texan certificate — download it as an image or PDF, print it, frame it above the brisket smoker, or share it straight to your socials.

THE LONE STAR REPUBLIC OF TEXASLONE STAR OFFICE OF TEXAN CERTIFICATIONBE IT KNOWN TO ALL Y'ALL THATYour Name Herehaving passed the Certified Texan exam, with a score of 84%, is hereby certified aCertified Texanwith all rights, privileges & responsibilities thereunto appertaining — including the rightto complain about the heat whilst remaining here anyway.ISSUED THIS SEPTEMBER 3, 2026TX-SAMPLE-0001SCAN TO VERIFYCactus Jack McKeeGRAND MARSHAL OF THE ARMADILLO PARADEDixie Lynn HarperKEEPER OF THE ALAMO CROCKPOTBeau "Biscuit" TibbsMINISTER OF COMMON SENSETEXASCERTIFIED.ME · AN UNOFFICIAL CERTIFICATION · FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY

Your real certificate carries your name, a one-of-a-kind serial number, a scannable QR code for instant public verification, and three illustrious Texas signatures — free, no account required. This sample serial is for show; the real one verifies.

Brag about it

Demo buttons — your real ones share links with your actual score baked right in.

Think You Can Beat 84%?

Saddle up and find out. Free, fast, and every score gets a certificate — even the funny ones.

Come and Take It

And one more thing we're keeping under our hat: pass the test and your result screen unpacks every last question — your answers, the right ones, and how the rest of the herd fared. You'll just have to earn that one, partner.