About TexasCertified.Me

TexasCertified.Me is a free, single-purpose humor site built around one glorious idea: a randomized, 25-question Texan Test that anybody can take — no account, no fees, no fuss. Twenty-Five rapid-fire questions on the customs, food, history and common sense of the Republic, plus five bonus stumpers, decide your fate. Score 75% or better and you're a Certified Texan; a perfect run crowns you Legendary Texan; a half-effort earns you Honorary Texan status; and anything less gets you lovingly roasted with a certificate that says you need a lot more seasoning.

Every result comes with a printable, downloadable certificate — complete with your name, a unique serial number, a QR code and the official Lone Star seal — plus a public verification page so friends, family and suspicious coworkers can confirm it's the real deal. It's made for proud Texans, homesick transplants, transplants who are still in denial, and anybody who's ever said “y'all” unironically and wanted the paperwork to prove it.

The whole shebang is built and maintained by the small, independent TexasCertified.Me team — question writers, brisket enthusiasts and one very overworked server. It's for entertainment only, it's absolutely not recognized by any institution of higher learning, and it always will be free.